Photographic evidence of why you should NEVER visit the city of Port Elizabeth. Can you handle the sarcasm?

1. THE CITY IS THE ARMPIT OF SOUTH AFRICA…

Port Elizabeth Skyline. Source: Wright Photographic

2. DEFINITELY NOT PICTURESQUE…

Arial view of Port Elizabeth

3. THE CITY HAS NO HERITAGE WHAT SO EVER…

Donkin Heritage Reserve. Source: Friendly City of Port Elizabeth

4. ALSO…THAT MOSAIC PATH IS PRETTY AVERAGE…CLEARLY NO ARTISTIC TALENT IN THE CITY

Mosaic path at Donkin heritage reserve. Source: Fine Art America

5. YOU HAVE NO WISH TO HANG OUT WITH ADORABLE LION AND TIGER CUBS…

…and a bulldog at Seaview Lion Park. source: Daily Mail UK

6. PLUS, YOU CAN’T STAND LION KISSES…EUGH

Lion cub kisses.

Seaview Lion Park. Source: Phil Walter

7.THE BEACHES ARE COMPLETELY OVER-CROWED…YOU CAN NEVER GET A SPOT TO YOURSELF…

Sardinia bay beach. Source: Travelstart / Andrew Barton

8.MEH…

Pollock Beach. Source: Radisson Blu Port…